zeldathemes
Canadian, wedged between far too many intrusive Irish relatives. Partial to feminist discourses, the Oxford comma, and pictures of corgis napping. I have acquired an inexhaustive list of favourite shows because I have about 6 friends and a Netflix.
Blonde In A
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literatigifs:

gilmore girls | 2x10 the bracebridge dinner

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

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dailynarnia:

dailynarnia:

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING

hufflepuff-and-stuff:

one of my favorite jokes of all time

meggo-waffles-deactivated202110:

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gotta go through it to grow through it

half-sassed:

According to last week’s Torah parsha:

  • God built a specialized enclosure for the first human (Gen. 2:8-15)
  • God then got concerned about the first human’s well-being and tried to provide the first human with enrichment (Gen. 2:18-20)
  • God finally gave up and brought home a second human to keep the first one company (Gen. 2:21-22)
  • The humans got into the food that they weren’t supposed to have while God was out (Gen. 3:6)
  • God came back to find the humans covered in leaves and trying to avoid God (Gen. 3:7-8)
  • God decided that since the humans couldn’t be trusted not to break into the food it was better to send them outside (Gen. 3:22-23)

Conclusion:

We are all God’s outdoor cats.

catsbeaversandducks:

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

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